TOTALLY FUCKING TRASH mini WAX-STRAVAGANZA 2.5 (WANNA B DUMB)

hulk slogan.gif
what are you, thirsty?
i’ve got so many drinks for you
if you could just follow me round here, yeah round the corner
to my back of my van let me see you round the corner
give me a second..
ok. yeah, stand there
ok look at my drinks! holy shit!!!
i’ve got so many, for you
sugar content? i’ve got drinks so packed with sugar that
your species would die instantly from but one sssip
all the way down to drinks with 0 sugar! i know!
i’ve even got drinks that GET RID of some of YOUR sugar!
you got a bit too many sugar? (looks like you got WAY too much 😉)
i got smoothies and milkshakes and soup-in-a-cans!
n’ all o’ them ones!
i’ve got petrol for the robots or something
i’ve got wax for the weirdos


it’s raining x’s and y’s
n if you can say it in french then
don’t say anything at all, or so
the saying goes.
living on, how you say; the ‘edge’
avoiding taxing by waxing
a wide variety of taxes and
‘tax-shortcuts’
on his edgy wax haven
cats too are taxed
entirely different currency, cats
garfield on the fiver or something
na on the back of the 20p


whacka mole never played it
that moles don’t got a problem wi’ me and
i don’t got a problem wi’ him
so get gone! i mean it!
ima run you over in my car!


 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s