how simple is it? (AND THE BALLAD OF RICKY AND THE YOUNG BOYZ)

it’s not that simple
well, someone’s gotta simplify it.

touché

a wise man once said
“the guys whats got a lotta moneys s’gonna have to do et
that’s right, they’s just gonna have to do et. the whole thing.
you heard it here first”

ok but nobody’s THAT simple. jese louise!

the classic jimeny crickeners
gone old down the cricketers
pub irregular, growing old as fuck
old as fuck regular down the pub

/a wise man (who said a thing once)

the funny thing is, he’s actually very wise
very wise regular pub man
oh very wise very wise man
won’tcha sing me a song
i mean tell me a wise
that’s right, tell me a wise
Today.

yeah we get it he’s wise
no we don’t

ok so there was this time
when a thousand babies got borned
got borned on this one time
on a hot summers day or something
and there’s over a thousand more (babies)

2 thousand babies, strong
crying, born

who got the borntest
who the fuck got the borntest, that day

who got the borntest????
he who gets bornt the most borntest
grows old the fastest
dies horrifically the lastest
and gets the fucking wisest
trust me

the man? the irregular old old as fuck pub regular wise man? was it he?
was it he who got bornt the wisest?

aye. ’twas he.

my point is, if you can’t simplify things you are a piece of shit human being.
and if you can simplify things you are also a piece of shit, furthermore i no longer even consider you to be a human being
i would not for a second even think to even toy with the idea of even slightly touching on even the farthest fringes of the concept of even considering considering you to be a human being

i would however, reconsider

[ENTRÉ THE YOUNG BOYZ]
i am officially calling together the first meet of the small counsel
is everyone ready?
3
2
!
ohhhhhHHhhhhhhhhH1!  dab awn’ em ricky!!!!

!

oh my god that was so funny
i love dabbing on people!
!
ohhhhhhhh!
oh, the counsel?
no that was just a ruse for your attention
yes, we may be kids but
we’re smarter than you were when you were kids

dab awn’ em some more, ricky!
haha, alright!
!
oh shit! oh holy shit! ooh my god! hahahaha

WORLD RENOWNED SEXUAL INNOVATOR AND MASTERMIND:
gather round kids
kids seriously
gather the fuck round
i gots some stuffs to tells yas

nah we gotta go, cya!
!
….

ricky that dab was in poor taste
yeah we were leaving man
man, we were leaving!
yeah what the fuck ricky!
ricky you betrayed us!
RICKY:guys, please!!
THE YOUNG BOYZ: [DEVOURING RICKY] DAB AWN UM
DAB THE FUCK ON, RICKY!
FUCKIN DAB HIM THE FUCK UP
AHHH HOLY SHIT
RICK HIS FUCKIN ASS
RICKY:GGGRRLGLLGLGGLRGLLGLGL—BUT WE ACTUA–GRLLGLGGGLGLYLLYLYYY-T’GO—GLLGLRSSSTHHTHSHHSTsthshthshstgggggthtthttllllllllll”llllllllllll”lLLL–we actually have to go
[RICKY DIES]
FIN

 

 

 

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