things what i can do : (wiley fanfic)


i’m really good at chopsticks now i
not on piano but i could but
on food like on stir fries n this
evening i used frozen peas to
save time but to
practice pickin
things up with my chopsticks flippin
peas up nonstop choppin.stickin.
scoopin made me dextrous
correlative pace gone n helped me digestion
pea at a time, i save the best till last
i save the saucy noods sendin me saucy noods n i

can-chop sticks when guiness comes knockin
peas-pennys steak if guiness came knockin
other chop-sticks and porridge and chopsticks’ people
eyes and nosehairs and gag ref-lexes /can drive a lexus
flexin /girl with the flaxen hair

now there’s a song i can play


when the f- (old draft that is qw8 nice)

you shared with me the
phallocentric connotations of the so called
ivory tower

it’s lonely up there too i notice
and i agree i think i’d rather it be
something more decentralised i
wanna be a node in a network

&sadly it’s so easy for me
to want more and more to be wanted
and feel less and less appreciated and feel
more and more forgotten
isolation / i could keep the tower
provided i found safety in the welcome
arms of another

&everywhere’s a bubble really
if you ask around

if you, like me
dream intermittently
n rarely intensely
u mostly dream vague dreams
n when ppl recount dreams
u sit there all quietly n
shy for no reason really but
maybe u take it personally

you think it’s cos they’re cleverer or
more creative, “tapped in” further
woke-er / funny dreams qua-lity jokers
but you never dwell y’know: never dwell on it!

n it sounds like effort and it is but listen
dream journals make a world of difference
because as if by magic with dreams on the mind you’ll
find yourself recalling more every time
or dreaming more – whichever way you want to put it

anyway trust me it works! also you can end up lucid dreaming but that shit is for soyboy cucks !

[NONPOST DO NOT READ. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARNED YOU] playin on nintender ((T B C)/(#0001)) : (classics of game fanfic)

the nintendo ground-pound

press “A!” to jump
and press “A!” again at the apex of your jump and there you,
as they say, have it

press “B!” to punch it
press “A!” then “B!” to punch mid-air

walk around with “←↑↓→” try that

press “B!” to punch with him

press “START.”

please navigate “START.” menu with “←↑↓→”

select “SETTINGS.”
select “BRIGHTNESS.”

press “B!” to return to settings menu
select “CONTRAST.”

select “CONTRAST: 90.”
please press “B!” to return to settings menu

select “BRIGHTNESS.”


you can save your game at believe it or not any point by pressing
“B!” to return to menu and using
“←↑↓→” to navigate menu selecting
“SAVE GAME.” then selecting
“ACCEPT.” then selecting

select “BRIGHTNESS: 70.” >WARNING>

boss encounter. you may wish to save
see: “>TIP#0001>”
if you do not wish to save,